I'm not the only one with Issues

Rating: CNS
I'm having more computer issues at work. I truly think the computer is taking by background which says "I have Issues" personally. It did it again today! I was almost done typing a test review, I turned to assist someone who came into the office, and then my computer said, and I quote, "Blomp!" (in a musical sort of cross between exasperation and laughing at me) and popped up an error message that said something to the effect of "HA! and you thought you were almost done!" Actually the error message said something about a problem with a disk. That's when I began yelling and saying things like, "You stupid idiot, of course there's a problem with the disk--you're reading from the stinking hard drive!" At which point it threw up its figurative hands and informed me that if that was the way I was going to be, it would just close. Fortunately for me, but not for my students, I sort of saved the test review. Of course when I got to class with the worksheet, I was informed (sorry, Mrs. Mills) that there was a mistake in this part and that part. I then did what any decent person would have done: I blamed the computer. I hope nobody tells the computer--who knows what it might do to me tomorrow when I edit the test!