Stupid Does

Rating:NSS
If stupid is as stupid does, then the the dumbing down of America is working. Just take a look at people who forget their babies in the car and leave them in the heat, or women who do things such as date a married man and then marry them after they've left their first wife for woman #2! (Here's a hint. . . if he cheats on woman #1, then woman #2 should be on the look-out for woman #3.)
Teens always try stuff that make one shake the head and say, "What were they thinking?" I've known some teens who try to get a buzz by choking themselves to the point where they almost pass out, just to get the light-headed feeling. Brilliant! Why not just try blowing up a really difficult balloon--I'm sure you can get the same effect! Okay,Here's a new one. Three teens snorting powdered Crystal Light. WooHoo! A nutrasweet rush! Let me cough and sputter! Here's my question: What's next on the list of snorting--crushed astronaut ice cream? Hmm. . . that could be interesting. . .neopolitan nostrils. Yum.
I once heard a student teacher comment, "That kid is too stupid to live." I was never sure what that meant, but I have now seen some kids and realize that every day someone disproves the theory of survival of the fittest.